• macusers:

    [lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • streeter:

    I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

    (via fake-mermaid)

  • dinnerwithannawintour:

    Sasha Pivovarova by David Sims, Vogue Paris August 2014

    (via shaunesprit)